Me, An Egyption God? (M2)

     What's hajnhgf fjn........ffsn? Sorry about that I meant to say what's happening... But now after having my face being pounded against the keyboard like what you saw above, where am I? The scent of a royal cat litter box penetrates my senses and sweeps across the whole land like the pungent stench of the chief's salty sardine sandwiches. Now I'm just back to my thoughts, where and when where cats worshiped?And it all came to me... I'm in Ancient Egypt! As the wolves scream at me, I know it's time, to talk to the animals...

       I completely forgot I was still in the canoe and fell to the burning sands, landing face first into a camel footprint, near the Egyptian lotus and papyrus, witch seems to be all around the marshy Nile River. As I stubbornly whip the sand out of my fur, I hear the sand ticks whispering under the the pale sand. In translation they say, " I hear the the giants built over the new colony, is it true?" and the ten others quip a hiss at him screaming, "Yes... You dunderhead. " If the monuments of the pharaohs where already built, then I won't get to meet Khufu, I'm near end of the Early Empire.

         I feel sweaty hand grab me by surprise and and I scream at the sky, but am not hurt... They start bowing, despite the snakes stalking them, they must think I'm a god... A hoard of Egyptian slaves walk toward me and give me give offerings a slim minute after being found by them. I am pleased and bow back but it keeps coming and soon I see the new pharaoh, who I cannot identify. He's wearing a fake beard like all pharaohs and greets me, and I greet him back.WARNING LOW BATTERY. The heat of this desert is killing my computer's battery, so good bye and good luck!